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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 02:58
Hysterias & Posteriors
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Everyone loved it.
Minds and Behinds
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
Freaks and Cheeks
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So they tried
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No go.
Thumbs down again.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Unacceptable again!
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Loons and Moons
Catatonics & High Colonics
They put up a sign reading
Then came..
Still no good
share office space ...
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Just Forget it!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So, the docs changed it to read
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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No way
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Nuts and Butts